I did tell you I would be quiet for a bit, and twice, by the looks of things!
Well it's been a nice long holiday, just on the edge of the blogging world.
I have dipped in and out of others'lives, without feeling too pulled by the writing bug on my own account. Not many things have happened to me, and yet, of course a zillion things have been happening.
The most peculiar of these, is the notion that I have become an athlete over the past few days....When I get up, my stride reminds me of the hyped getting going, rocking of the long jumpers....
When I go up the stairs I am on the diving boards...In the supermarkets, I am walking for England.
Since I also have been practising archery and shooting, my eyes have become that little bit sharper, and I have developed a knowing look, gazing in the distance. As I am not too keen on watersports, for myself, I haven't done too much by way of beating the waters, but , under the shower, I have had the odd feeling that I had just accomplished a marvelous 1 1/2 spike, somersault twisted froppy....(I know, that's not the proper name, but you will get my drift, I am sure!), and I need to get my little bit of cloth nicely rinsed before the next dive...not to mention my hair (flick, flick; flick of wet hair away from eyes)
I have been up and down podiums (should it be podia?????), while attempting to cut the top of my garden hedge on a step ladder. I have waved at crowds, sobbed with winners and losers in equal measure.
Altogether, I am having a GRAND olympics. "She is looking like the favorite" ; "That might be the end of his career" ;"He flew in"; "It's a personal best, you can't ask for more than that": you take your pick.
I have NOT managed to go interactive, even though I think I should be able to, as I have a little remote with all coloured buttons...but who cares, I get plenty enough of the action as you can see!
Things I like the least:
The way female gymnasts throw their torsos upward and back and look all disjointed. I have tried to do it, and trust me it cannot be done with this particular body of mine. Mind you I can't even clasp my hands behind my back at this time, so there....
Things I like best:
-the blue and white logo with the olive branch.
-the costumes of the medals bearers
-the laurel crowns for the winners
-the explanations before each obscure event
-the wonderful shoes they've all got
-the language of superlatives....I just love it!
I also love it when Sally Gunnell (is that the name?) interviews folk who have just missed getting a medal and congratulates them on having done really well...
I love the smiles of delight, the frowns, the determination, the dramas, the hairdos, the sagas.
But best of all I love all the athletes' names: Chehibi...Gabreselasie...Huang, Pickeltof, Soos, Kipketer...aaahh...you couldn't make them up (I just did, two of them!)
I'll probably write a bit more about the Olympics and me, when I have bagged my third medal. But Have I Got What It Takes????...Marvellous, isn't it?
Jumpy, throwy, runny, swimmy, gymny kind of greetings
Back soon (if I can find my performance form),
Jocelyne
PS "Massive personal best", "his best", "one and two", "united states on the inside", "qualify for the finals" blah blah...on and on it goes..."7/100th of a second off the record" etc, ect...I think I am addicted to the language..."Great tradition in the long jump", "just over the qualification line" Help!
4 Comments:
Hilarious! I have been randomly sifting through blogs (as my job is less than interesting) and luckily stopped here for a visit! This is too funny! Very creatively written and I can't help but identify with you. Thanks for the smiles!
I wish the olympics didn't have to end! It is much more entertaining than the ridiculousness of the States obsession with "reality tv." Aaargh!
Very funny! And I also empathise - I'll miss the 'lympics when they're done.
Brilliant! Just when I thought I couldn't bear to read another post about the Olympics, along comes this little gem...
To you I award the Gold Medal for Best Capturing The Spirit of the Olympic Games As Seen By The Common Man. By far one of your best performances this season! Congratulations!
Hey! That HAS cheered me even more than my victory in the xxxxmeters double trebble jumpy somersault!
But honestly I DID get fitter while watching all that stuff- no time for snacking I guess...
Thank you very much for my award. I now would like to thank the following... (see next blog!)
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